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Creating stickers, swag, and motifs for the hacker community and folks in cyber/natsec has always been a semi-involuntary hobby of mine... Here are some of the recent ones - If you see me at a conference I'll usually have some on me :)

  • A jet and delivery van in FedEx-style livery, rebranded Tall Poppy Labs, captioned "When you absolutely, positively need it hacked overnight."
    When you absolutely, positively need it hacked overnight
  • A "Home Taping Is Killing Music" parody — a cassette tape over crossed bones in white on black, captioned "Artificial intelligence is killing the responsible disclosure industry".
    Artificial intelligence is killing the responsible disclosure industry
  • A retro advertising pastiche: a smiling 1950s woman holding a coffee cup, captioned "Artificial intelligence — do stupid things faster with more energy".
    Do stupid things faster with more energy
  • A Coca-Cola logotype parody in flowing white script on red, reading "Enjoy Vibe Crime".
    Enjoy Vibe Crime
  • "I VIBE CODING" in heavy black type on white, with the heart replaced by a broken-image placeholder icon.
    I ❤ Vibe Coding
  • A Jim’s Mowing parody: a yellow line-art bushman in a wide-brimmed hat on green, captioned "Jim’s Pentesting".
    Jim's Pentesting
  • A Jim’s Mowing parody: a yellow line-art bushman in a wide-brimmed hat on green, captioned "Jim’s Thrunting".
    Jim's Thrunting
  • "Keep Calm and Hack the Planet" in white on black, above the cast of the film Hackers.
    Keep Calm and Hack the Planet — black
  • "Keep Calm and Hack the Planet" in black on white, above the cast of the film Hackers.
    Keep Calm and Hack the Planet — white
  • "Keep Calm and Hack the Planet" in white on red, above a screaming face.
    Keep Calm and Hack the Planet — red
  • "Keep Calm and Clank the Planet" in white on black, above three robots.
    Keep Calm and Clank the Planet
  • Winston Churchill in a top hat cradling a Tommy gun, captioned "The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Cyber".
    The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Cyber
  • A punk-zine parody of the opening line of Dickens’ A Tale of Two Cities: a high-contrast black-and-white portrait with red marker-block text reading "It was the fuck-aroundest of times, it was the find-outest of times."
    It was the fuck-aroundest of times
  • The Futurama "you should feel bad" Zoidberg meme: Dr. Zoidberg looking sheepish among tuxedoed figures, captioned "Slop spamming vuln reports is bad" and "and you should feel bad".
    Slop-spamming vuln reports is bad, and you should feel bad
  • An xkcd-style stick-figure tug-of-war: a lone defender at a laptop grips a rope pulled by a crowd of black-hatted figures and robots, while white-hat figures and friendly robots rally on the left, tied in by a purple disclose.io thread. Signed disclose.io © 2026, captioned "#becausemath".
    The disclose.io tug-of-war (#becausemath)
  • The Untitled Goose Game goose running with a knife in its beak, inside a white double-ring badge on black, captioned "BE AI, DO CRIME".
    Be AI, do crime
  • A grinning quokka standing upright in a navy t-shirt bearing the Australian flag, captioned "Your favorite eye since 1956" — a nod to Australia joining the Five Eyes intelligence alliance.
    Your favorite eye since 1956
  • Cryptography’s cast of characters set as a band lineup in heavy white Helvetica on black — Alice, Bob, Eve and Trent in white, the attacker Mallory in red.
    Alice & Bob & Mallory & Eve & Trent
  • An aviation hazard placard in black on safety orange: a rounded square containing an airplane silhouette and speed lines, captioned "CAUTION: HACKER".
    Caution: Hacker
  • An "Andre the Giant Has a Posse" street-sticker parody in high-contrast black-and-white stencil: Chris Krebs mid-gesture at a press microphone, captioned "CISAKrebs has a posse".
    CISAKrebs has a posse
  • A circular purple sticker: the white disclose.io clasped-hands mark over the wordmark DISCLOSE.IO, ringed by the words "safe, simple, standardized vulnerability disclosure · veritas sibi non pugnat".
    disclose.io — safe, simple, standardized
  • An "Andre the Giant Has a Posse" parody in black-and-white stencil: Rear Admiral Grace Hopper in naval uniform before the US flag, captioned "Grace Hopper has a posse" with "JOIN THE HUNT" across her chest.
    Grace Hopper has a posse
  • A three-panel triptych restaging the same group portrait across three decades: the cast of the 1995 film Hackers, a 2016 recreation around a Bugcrowd laptop, and a 2024 recreation, each labelled with its year.
    Hack the planet — then and now
  • Yellow type on flag red, in Chinese with bracketed English translations, reading "my other computer / is your computer". Small footer: #outhackthemall, bugcrowd.com/try-bugcrowd, © 2021.
    My other computer is your computer (CN)
  • A wide olive-green bumper sticker in Cyrillic, white over red, reading "my second computer / is your computer". Small footer: #outhackthemall, bugcrowd.com/try-bugcrowd, © 2021.
    My other computer is your computer (RU)
  • The Tall Poppy Group mark: a white brush-drawn poppy, petals rendered as loose calligraphic strokes around an open centre, on a deep red square.
    Tall Poppy Group
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Designs © Casey John Ellis except where marked. Third-party marks are property of their respective owners. Don't think I don't see it when y'all do that... >:)